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{"slip": { "id": 209, "advice": "Most things done in secrecy are better left undone."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?","punchline":"A nervous wreck.","id":258}
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{"slip": { "id": 7, "advice": "Make choices and dont look back."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What is a vampire's favorite fruit?","punchline":"A blood orange.","id":241}
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