{"type":"general","setup":"What did the 0 say to the 8?","punchline":"Nice belt.","id":165}
{"type":"general","setup":"How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?","punchline":"Your head hits the ceiling!","id":126}
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Courtland is a town in Panola County, Mississippi, United States. The population was 511 at the time of the 2010 census.
"}{"slip": { "id": 144, "advice": "Pedantry is fine, unless you're on the receiving end. And not a pedant."}}
{"slip": { "id": 72, "advice": "Don't eat anything your grandparents wouldn't recognise as food."}}
{"fact":"A tomcat (male cat) can begin mating when he is between 7 and 10 months old.","length":76}
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{"type":"programming","setup":"Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?","punchline":"Because they see sharp.","id":376}
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{"type":"standard","title":"Barry Gutierrez","displaytitle":"Barry Gutierrez","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q17466123","titles":{"canonical":"Barry_Gutierrez","normalized":"Barry Gutierrez","display":"Barry Gutierrez"},"pageid":43432437,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/db/Barry_at_HREP.jpg/330px-Barry_at_HREP.jpg","width":320,"height":320},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/db/Barry_at_HREP.jpg","width":1228,"height":1228},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1290312733","tid":"43bef2fe-3062-11f0-a776-15bc11aa8089","timestamp":"2025-05-14T01:25:05Z","description":"Filipino politician (born 1974)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barry_Gutierrez","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barry_Gutierrez?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barry_Gutierrez?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Barry_Gutierrez"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barry_Gutierrez","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Barry_Gutierrez","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barry_Gutierrez?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Barry_Gutierrez"}},"extract":"Ibarra \"Barry\" M. Gutierrez III is a Filipino lawyer, activist and educator who formerly served as the spokesperson of then-Vice President Leni Robredo. He is also a law professor at the University of the Philippines College of Law, a public interest and human rights lawyer, and a former congressman.","extract_html":"
Ibarra \"Barry\" M. Gutierrez III is a Filipino lawyer, activist and educator who formerly served as the spokesperson of then-Vice President Leni Robredo. He is also a law professor at the University of the Philippines College of Law, a public interest and human rights lawyer, and a former congressman.
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{"slip": { "id": 87, "advice": "Turn jeans inside out when washing them to help preserve their colour."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 123, "advice": "Winter is coming."}}
{"slip": { "id": 175, "advice": "Plant a tree."}}
{"slip": { "id": 54, "advice": "The more ideas that you give away, the more ideas that will come to you."}}
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