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{"type":"standard","title":"Kerwin Mathews","displaytitle":"Kerwin Mathews","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q1739736","titles":{"canonical":"Kerwin_Mathews","normalized":"Kerwin Mathews","display":"Kerwin Mathews"},"pageid":9359345,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/29/KerwinJackGiantKiller.JPG","width":299,"height":425},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/29/KerwinJackGiantKiller.JPG","width":299,"height":425},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1274236192","tid":"291b24f7-e44e-11ef-a98b-911af695b232","timestamp":"2025-02-06T05:49:42Z","description":"American actor (1926–2007)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kerwin_Mathews","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kerwin_Mathews?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kerwin_Mathews?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Kerwin_Mathews"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kerwin_Mathews","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Kerwin_Mathews","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kerwin_Mathews?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Kerwin_Mathews"}},"extract":"Kerwin Mathews was an American actor best known for playing the titular heroes in The 7th Voyage of Sinbad (1958), The Three Worlds of Gulliver (1960), and Jack the Giant Killer (1962).","extract_html":"
Kerwin Mathews was an American actor best known for playing the titular heroes in The 7th Voyage of Sinbad (1958), The Three Worlds of Gulliver (1960), and Jack the Giant Killer (1962).
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